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Friday, February 1, 2013
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Dumb Sex Tips From The Internet
Those who can, do. Those who can’t give dumb sex advice on the Internet.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Turn off the lights, take a flashlight, and guide the glow to areas of your body that you want him to lick or rub. Start with your neck, ears, nipples — go wherever you want him to explore. Even if it’s a nonsexual area like your back, he has to pay attention to that area until you stop shining the flashlight on it. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: Flashlights are great if you’re in a blanket fort, or lost in the woods at night, or directing airplanes on a runway. Not in the bedroom.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Take turns blowing [a balloon] up and slowly releasing the air, tracing a path over each other’s naked skin. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: Is this sex advice for birthday clowns?
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: When you two are down to your skivvies, help the other get completely naked by using just your mouth to pull off those undies. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: With your free hands, solve a Rubik’s cube.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Dip into your kids’ toy chest. You paid for all those board games — why not borrow them and play strip versions? WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: Seriously, you’re a grown up. You can afford to buy your own sex games and toys.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Put some hot sauce on his [sexual organ].. if u cant afford it — just go to taco bell — they have free packs by the napkins! WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: This advice from some barely literate Internet troll gets points for thrift. But if you have to slather genitals in hot sauce, you’re hungry.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Massage his back with a rolling pin. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: There are no bones in dough.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Caught up in their [role playing], lovers are given the perfect excuse to check out often taboo areas of the body or explore them as never before. How can he refuse the prostate “exam” from his hot-to-trot doctor? How can she not bend over to make sure that everything is A-OK down there? WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: A medical procedure where a doctor inserts a cold finger inside of a man in order to check for cancer is not hot, much the way there’s no such thing as a “sexy” mammogram.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Take a sip of hot water — as hot as you can stand — before [performing oral sex] on him. Then, keeping your mouth closed, swish it all around. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: They don’t make asbestos condoms.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: [Male ejaculate] contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: This fact coyly suggests that oral sex is a substitute for brushing your teeth. Not true.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Direct a fan at her… then pour peppermint schnapps into her belly button. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: Ah, schnapps, the minty liqueur popular with underage drinkers and elderly men with bushy mustaches who wear Lederhosen.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Slip a glazed doughnut around his manhood and nibble it off. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: A threesome with a ring-shaped fried cake is not a fantasy that men have. Other threesome fantasies he will never have: female/male/bundt cake, female/male/everything bagel, female/male/cannoli.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Chill a bunch of marbles in the fridge. Toss them on the bed and make him lie on them while you straddle him. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: This sounds like something the character Jigsaw from the Saw movies might be into.
- DUMB SEX ADVICE: Make a Bedroom Burrito! While you’re rolling around in bed, wrap her up in the sheet so she can’t do anything with her arms. Leave her head, shoulders, and lower legs uncovered. Now kiss every inch of exposed skin. WHY THIS SEX ADVICE IS DUMB: Another term for “bedroom burrito” is a “straight-jacket.”
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl With iPhone Stand
During my one-hour lunch break at work, I usually try to eat my food as fast as possible and use the remainder of the time for a quick 30 minute power nap. I’ve succeeded a couple of times in having undisturbed sleep but usually it’s not possible with people walking in and out of the lunch room, improper sleep space and of course, people playing with their annoying smart phones and watching YouTube videos. Although eating while playing with the phone is annoying during my nap time, I’m very guilty of doing this at home while eating lunch or dinner. It’s not my fault that my friends keep sending me viral videos of people doing stupid things or even cats eating food with a knife and fork.
For those of you who have an iPhone and are constantly watching videos on your phone, the Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl is something to consider. I guess this is supposed to be for people who eat solo or those weird guys that think they are in a relationship with Apple’s Siri. Regardless of how they want to market it, I like the fact you can watch videos while the phone is upright and you can use both hands to focus on your ramen noodles or whatever the heck you’re eating.
You could also use it to Skype or FaceTime with friends overseas….so I guess the anti-loneliness ramen bowl really can be anti-lonely. And when the bowl is empty, the bowl apparently acts as an amplifier. The Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl is the work of Daisuke Nagatomo and Jan Mininie of Miso Soup Design. No official word on whether the anti-loneliness ramen bowl will go into full production but I did read that they are looking into doing a limited run of these bowls. I would definitely recommend a screen cover, especially with ramen noodles and all that splashing. I don’t about you but I sure feel like having those cheap Kimchi Noodle Bowls all of the sudden.
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